Funny Quotes For 60th Birthday Female

Funny 60th birthday quotes. Old age isnt so bad when you consider the alternative.

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60th Birthday One-Liners about Grey hair You know youre getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

Funny quotes for 60th birthday female. Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten. Move on its the only way to reach your true destiny. But you can always be immature.

At age 60 such words can poke fun at receding hairlines white hair easy chairs bifocals and sagging bodies and give everyone something to laugh about. Here are some funny birthday quotes to put you in the birthday mood. I look 40 and act 20.

Funny quotes for 60th birthday female. At 60 walking the dog actually means walking the dog. Funny Verses for 60th Birthday Cards pictures in here are posted and uploaded by Adina Porter for your funny verses for 60th birthday cards images collection.

60th birthday thrills. Enhance your birthday party in honor of a woman turning 60 years of age with verse poetry and sayings specifically relevant to reaching the age of sixty. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.

22 Turning sixty may be the beginning of the sunset period of your life. How can they say my life isnt a success. I keep waking up in the morning and thinking Im thirty-one Elizabeth Janeway.

Happy birthday name you made it through to. Happy 60th birthday name enjoy the many years ahead and always remember that you are my one and only best friend. I grabbed a pile of dust and holding it up foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust I forgot to ask that they be years of youth.

These funny 60th birthday quotes will give any birthday guy or gal a good giggle on their special day. I have a problem about being nearly sixty. The images that existed in Funny Verses for 60th Birthday.

21 As we look back in your life we realize that you have earned the most important things the love of your family and the respect of your friends. Pictures of birthday cards. I wouldnt say youre old.

Oh well happy 60th birthday. 60th birthday jokes funny jokes quotes sayings com 60th birthday jokes humor quotes group 4 age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night anonymous by the time you reach 60 lots of body parts are larger than they used to be 60th birthday card messages wishes sayings and poems 60 is a milestone birthday and it may be someone s last milestone birthday so it s doubly important here s your chance to wish the 60 year old a great birthday with a really funny. Spend more time with your family dont hold yourself back from meeting long lost friends again.

Humorous birthday wishes for women funny birthday verses for women. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. Youve just been young for longer than most of us.

First you forget names then you forget faces then you forget to pull your zipper up then you forget to pull your zipper down. By the time. Funny 60th birthday wishes and messages that poke fun at birthdays and aging great for friends and family members who enjoy a good joke.

Happy funny birthday wishes and quotes. Dont forget to iron that birthday suit. Youre going to need a huge cake for all your candles.

Funny birthday quotes for woman funny birthday quotes for woman. Check out this large selection of witty haiku limericks and poetry great for cards and speeches aimed for 60 year olds. Posted in 60th Birthday Wishes For Female Comments Off on Funny Birthday Wishes for 60 year old Woman 60th Birthday Wishes for Coworker Colleague For a co-worker so dear It is time we all gather near And celebrate you with lots of good fun and cheer.

Funny and serious quotes for your loved one or friend or if for you Happy Birthday. Happy 60th birthday happy 60th birthday. More pills more chills and more bills.

Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles. For all the advances in medicine there is still no cure for the common birthday. The time is never right so dont wait for it to present the perfect opportunity.

Quote 60th Birthday Poems--Funny or Serious. Quotes to wish someone a happy 60th birthday or perhaps tease them a bit. Cherish the memories that make you smile forget those that remind you of pain.

And make it funny. Good thing people dont age as fast as some other things like dogs cars or computers. Im glad you are a human instead of a dog because otherwise youd be dead by now.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Funny 60th Birthday Quotes. You can only be young once.

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Funny 60th Birthday Quotes. If age is only in the mind someone should tell that to my bones. 09 Today is the end and the beginning of another 365-day journey.

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